disneyliveaction:

I can’t be a princess! I’m still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

soothingheart:

childhood shows: drake and josh (2004 - 2007)

darkmuse112:

underneathswift:

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

firecraker-j:

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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Fun fact: James Gunn, man behind The Gaurdians of the Galaxy movies, wrote for both films!

disneyliveaction:

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.

xmamakat:

vivilevone:

richiewheeler:

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

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when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

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when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

mshadowss:

avenged sevenfold + favorite lyrics ▹ city of evil 

valeria2067:

theupbeat-hart:

valtharr:

aviculor:

jumpingjacktrash:

imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices

it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life”

or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty

i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy

i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off

tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people

All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like, turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal.

Context matters.

Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething. Always remember that.

A Jesus post I’m here for.

Canon Jesus is always 100% better than current fanon Jesus

marionhoney:

God, I love this movie.  WAY TOO MUCH.

stuff-and-thangs-and-eclecticism:

iamaang:

Don’t be a pussy

THIS IS FROM HIS MOST RECENT SPECIAL ON NETFLIX IT’S SO FUNNY AND WOKE 17/10 RECOMMEND

wheresmybubble:

Today was a day of rest for me. I needed some peace and quiet… Oh and tea!

saynahin:

Scared To Be Lonely - San Diego Summer Kickoff Concert (5/12/17)

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